I got sunburned waiting for the jets to land

When I try to respond to your comments, my space says I can’t respond because I’m not my friend or something. Oh well, it keeps me from feeling like I need to get in the last word anyway.

I’m turning my back on spray on sunscreen, I can’t seem to get it in the right concentration, and I end up with lots of red patches and stripes.

I need to start more sentences with the word lo. Lo, FC Dallas were rubbish once again.

I saw the Superman movie this weekend, and for me it was just aiight dog. I read they spent a lot of time on the set fussing over his package. Package mgmt was a big player, see they didn’t want his weenie to be noticeable either way. The didn’t want him to look like John Holmes, but on the other hand they didn’t want him to be noticeably well un-super.

Look in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a camel toe! The end result? Well he’s kinda Malibu Ken. Guess Supes is more of a grower than a shower, and to this I can relate. I’m telling you it’s hard to watch that movie and not think about the cod piece.